Today, my mom admitted that her story about my dad leaving us for his current wife was a lie. He left when he caught her with a coworker. She blocked his number and got a restraining order to keep him from telling his side of the story. I haven't talked to my dad for six years because of this. FML

Today, I hired a professional makeup artist to apply my makeup for a wedding. After paying her $500 for the excellent job she does, and getting dressed, I grabbed the invitation to check out the address, and it said the wedding was on December 2. Today is December 3. FML

Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML

i swear that i can never stop laughing at all th fml.com stuff lah! omg n mummy finally realised that my clothes are pretty old. n then when i told her t get me new ones, she answered : white tops are always like this. _|_ my brother gets t shop like every fucking 2 months and my mummy fucking always pay for him n now i only fucking need her t stop nagging at my shopping with my fucking own money(okay fine daddy gave me those money) but she still cant fucking stop nagging n nagging n nagging _|_ n she even told daddy : stop giving her so much. _|__|__|_ this is why i always fucking says that she's fucking biased. so now i'm reading fml t make myself not feel so bad for my life.